Language in the blood
is all about blending in; to live amongst humans as a vampire without being
detected. Cameron also successfully pretends to be French on occasion. I’m
doing very badly at pretending to be French; I’m too tall, too blond and too
pale to be passed off as a local. If anyone had any doubts still, they are soon
put to rights by hearing me speak.
Local etiquette can be
tricky; one of the things I dreaded most about moving here was the ‘Bisou’; the
polite peck on the cheeks that the French greet each other with. Having lived
in Scotland for many years, I’d grown quite accustomed to greeting without
physical contact, or at worst a handshake. In the Netherlands we greet friends
and family with 3 kisses, but here complete strangers plant their lips on my
face!
The custom varies from
region to region. In and around Monaco it is two kisses, but if you go north it
can be three or even four kisses. Not knowing of forgetting can lead to some awkward
moments. I have learned over time that people here are aware that the Anglo-Saxons
are uncomfortable with the ’Bisou’ and if I stick my hand out and keep my
distance, they are not insulted. If you get introduced to a colleague or mutual
acquaintance you have to be quick though in holding out your hand otherwise you
receive two kisses before you know it. (Must find dark room to rock back and
forwards in to hug myself out of that traumatic experience!)
At work, thankfully,
we have done away with any physical contact. The greeting includes a bonjour, a
privet or a ni hau and that’s it; ready to start the day in a friendly way
without making anyone feel uncomfortable. At my husband’s work however, the ‘Bisou’
has been taken to a whole other level. Once you arrive in the office, you go
around all your colleagues and either shake their hand or kiss them. A fabulous
way to waste a good portion of the workday!
I will say this for
the custom, especially with flu season approaching. Viruses are easier
transmitted by handshakes than by a kiss on the cheek, so maybe they are on to
something after all.